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What Should I Name My Bong?

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Naming a bong isn’t just a whimsical act; it bestows personality and identity upon an otherwise inanimate object, transforming it into a cherished companion for your sessions. A name fosters a deeper connection, turning every use into a more personal and communal experience. It’s not merely about smoking; it’s about creating stories, sharing laughs, and building memories around a unique piece that stands out in your collection.

What Makes a Good Name for a Bong?

Crafting the perfect name for your bong is an art form, akin to naming a trusty sidekick. It should be a mirror to your personality, weaving in your quirks, adventures, or even your favorite tunes. Think of a name that rolls off the tongue, sparking a grin every time it’s uttered. Whether it’s a clever pun that tickles the funny bone or a nod to a cherished character from a beloved tale, the essence lies in its ability to resonate with you and your circle. So, let your imagination roam free, and land on a name that adds that extra sprinkle of joy to every session.

Top 50 Bong Names

Movies, Comics, and Games

Donkey Bong Novelty Bong
Donkey Bong Novelty Bong

  • Gandalf the Green
  • SamWise Ganja
  • Frodo Toker
  • Darth Vapor
  • THC-3PO
  • Bong Solo
  • Supreme Leader Smoke
  • Obi-Wan Cannabis
  • Mary Jane Watson
  • Highsenbong
  • Bud Lightyear
  • Bongkey Kong
  • Donkey Bong
  • Bongette
  • Willy Bongka
  • Cinder-Ella
  • Riptilda
  • Bongzilla
  • Tokahontas
  • Green Gatsby
  • Bong Burgundy
  • Ripper Van Winkle

Bong Named Gandalf the Green
Bong Named Gandalf the Green

Famous People and Lamplighters

Hannah Bongtanna
Hannah Bongtana
  • Snoop Bongg
  • Blaze Pascal
  • Smokey Robinson
  • Herb Einstein
  • Marley and Me
  • Kief Richards
  • Reefer Sutherland
  • Smokin’ Joe Frazier
  • LeBong James
  • Hannah Bongtanna
  • Jon Bong Jovi
  • Wesley Pipes
  • George W. Kush
  • Jack the Ripper
  • Sir Ripsalot
  • Bong Marley


  • The Grim Reefer
  • Puffington Post
  • Commander in Kief
  • Bongy Mcbongface
  • Blaze of Glory

What Are Bongs Called?

Common names and slang terms for a bong vary depending on cultural and regional factors, but here are some widely used ones:

  • Bong
  • Water pipe
  • Hookah
  • Bubbler
  • Dab rig (specifically for concentrates)
  • Chillum
  • Zong (a type of bong with a zig-zag shape)
  • Beaker
  • Billy (Australia only)
  • Binger
  • Bomber
  • Bucket
  • Blaster
  • Gas mask (for bongs with a mask attachment)
  • Milkshake (for bongs with a lot of smoke in the chamber)
  • Tube
  • Ripper
  • Chonger
  • Ripper
  • Hooter
  • Tube
  • Cylinder
  • Dragon
  • Sparkler
  • Tokin’ tool
  • Scooby Snack
  • Zoot
  • Goblet

Various Types of Bongs and Water Pipes
Various Types of Bongs and Water Pipes

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